A web log concerning the perils of getting a profile on “an abundance of Fish”
Sunday, June 19, 2016
I totally forgotten about that spot
Well folks, i simply stumbled straight straight back on here and understood We haven’t had a rant in over half per year. I have been incredibly busy and I also have not had time for POF and their shenanigans. I really checked down POF today, and you know go to website what? Same fucking, boring, tired-assed people are ALWAYS here. Gee, we wonder why? it’s like we never left. In addition to people that are same are there the day i developed this website are ALWAYS AROUND! Just what a surprise, huh? I believe POF is such as for instance a right time capsule. An additional 40 years, once I’m in a medical house, pinching nurses asses, We’ll most likely can get on POF before my dementia kicks in but still begin to see the exact same sorry sacks on the website.
Unfortunately, i possibly couldn’t find also one interesting profile to trash. It absolutely was like starting a 1980s period supermarket when their generic brands arrived in an ordinary white field with black colored letters. Bor-ing!
That knows when– or if– we keep coming back. I have demonstrably had more success meeting folks offline these days therefore I have actuallyn’t had much reason to use POF once again.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
“I’m a stylish chick”
Really fast rant for today, women.
I am perhaps perhaps maybe not the grammar that is biggest Nazi in the field or such a thing, it is our tradition getting therefore beyond control with making use of the incorrect terms (they are, here, and there and two, to, and too) that people are also making use of terms which are not also that much alike?
(my favorite that is personal was ex whom had written that she STEAL really really really loves me personally. I will be no fan of thieves. Another had written she STEEL really loves me personally. This woman is bracing by herself or strengthening her resolve to love me? And both terms are very different from ALWAYS in pronounciation.)
In any case, it appears that women can be now CHIC that is confusing with, like in, “We’m an awesome classy.”
TRENDY (pronounced SHEEK) mans trendy or trendy. CHICK is slang for women. You will be “trendy” you can not be “a classy.”
Which is your sentence structure course for today. You are ( maybe maybe not “your” or “yore”) welcome.
Friday, October 16, 2015
Desires to see balls but no D
Thursday, September 10, 2015
CREEPS AVOID before we mace ya ass!
Hey fellas, then i found the “best” the Nasty ‘Nati has to offer if you live in my shitty area of the country.
The great news– she has launched her very own manufacturing business. I am unsure exactly exactly exactly what it consist of, but ideally meaning she defintely won’t be looking at my wallet.
In the disadvantage, unless getting maced and shanked will be your thing, we question your very first date will undoubtedly be all that great. Not just will this bitch “mace ya ass,” she might even compose guide about any of it, too.
This, my visitors, is just why i am perhaps maybe not dating once more until we leave Ohio.
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
A confession of types
Sunday, March 29, 2015
The lawn ain’t greener on the reverse side
I’m sure I have actuallyn’t been with us recently. Well, I have not been on POF in a number of years and|time that is long it really is difficult to function as annoyed POF guy once I’m maybe perhaps perhaps not likely to POF any more. I am 4 months POF-free. I will get some good types of certification or token like AA. (i did so fleetingly try looking in but We saw absolutely absolutely nothing well worth bitching about, simply the typical tired faces and golddiggers nevertheless longing for a sugar daddy.)
Some body proposed other web web internet sites, like MeetMe or Fetlife. Some body guaranteed I would “get set” at Fetlife. This individual need underestimated the region regarding the nation we reside in; Cincinnati is a town that is shitty dating, as locating a mate is evidently hard adequate to help make headlines. Hell, frequent Beast offers Cincy a C score for the singles right here, and I also believe’s being substantial.
Well, I did try a couple of other areas. Because it ends up, these other places suck just as much ass as POF. Perhaps it is only online dating sites in basic that sucks or even simply because we are now living in the ‘Nasty Nati.” Regardless of the situation, it provides me personally one thing to rant about.
An account was made by me and then make a few fast buddies. Nonetheless, the dating scene there was just like flaky. We came across that one girl on MeetMe, a somewhat heavyset gal (i am a chubby chaser, people therefore I’m perhaps not whining) whom described by herself as “sweet but notably opinionated.” Sweet like Saccharin, maybe? We reach speaking and she actually is the main one whom shows we meet. We trade figures but she never commits to a meet that is actual never ever calls. She stuck with random texts . Finally we put up a time to fulfill, and i also get stood up. After she pulled this stunt a moment time, At long last asked her why we bother speaking after all. She responds she already eliminated my contact number from her phone (yet continues to be magically in a position to send a few texts that are annoying). Then, she dates back on MeetMe and laments exactly how no guy appreciates her and exactly how difficult it really is to locate a good man, guys are jerks, etc. MeetMe/ similar to Mute Me, which can be the thing I had to do with her.
the social individuals of Fetlife talk no action, going because of the gal We met there. We chatted with one, when once again similar can not hold a discussion routine we see at POF. 2nd gal whom contacts me personally chats we exchange numbers with me, and. We chat for 30 days (we took a cross country trip and so I was gone for almost a month that is all until finally we meet.
She invites us to her destination, and we also view a film together, we have just a little hot and hefty as things be seemingly going well, she claims she actually is perhaps not really feeling that well so asked me , and we never heard from her again. Just what a tease that is fucking!
VERDICT: Both internet sites suck ass. This is the exact same tired bullshit from POF. Lets face it– online dating in general is complete bullshit. You need to satisfy some body? Take to USA Intercourse Guide or slutty Reviews, because escorts are cheaper within the run that is long as well as least you’ll see the reviews to see which people are legit. Fuck on the web dating sites and if you’re offended by this, screw you too.